Perhaps the most horrible beast in the Bestiary. Since her address to the National Press Club (17th June 2026), and before, she has managed to insult every single person in Australia – men, women, workers, students, teachers, university graduates, immigrants, foreign language speakers, small business, youth. The only person she has not insulted is Gina Rinehart, her number one benefactor.

Yes I know she doesn’t really belong here, but then she doesn’t belong anywhere.